Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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