After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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