Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
What a dumb baby whore.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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