Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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