All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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