when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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