She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I currently don't understand fingers.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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