Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My dick has a subreddit
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night