another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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