I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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