I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
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