Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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