yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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