But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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