The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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