Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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