oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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