i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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