You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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