My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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