This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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