Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Randomize
