Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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