North Korea, Best Korea!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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