So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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