This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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