Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
