It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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