is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
