DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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