I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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