it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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