have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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