yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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