You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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