i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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