What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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