no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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