i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Your penis caused this!
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