I wannas sexs uuuuu
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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