I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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