the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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