I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I need moral support for this bender
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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