Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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