Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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