Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Shame is for Republicans.
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