He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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