I don't think brook has ever known best
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
cat food counts as protein by the way
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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