North Korea, Best Korea!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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