i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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