Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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