it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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