What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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