So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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