So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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