she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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