We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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